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Off Topic => Offtopic Bullshit => Topic started by: Slide on November 02, 2011, 12:45:50 PM

Title: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on November 02, 2011, 12:45:50 PM
Darnnn so quiet it is here these days..... warrup bitches?
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Nemesis on November 02, 2011, 02:51:30 PM
Their viewing the forums but never post anything, i think their shy
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Dacads on November 02, 2011, 02:56:08 PM
Nater has more posts than me, so I gave up trying to beat him, and as for Nemesis, no chance of catching him :'(
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Slide on November 02, 2011, 03:11:42 PM
4th place :p
Title: Re: darn
Post by: GhOmy_ on November 02, 2011, 10:55:13 PM
hi
Title: Re: darn
Post by: NateR on November 03, 2011, 07:56:29 AM
Nater has more posts than me, so I gave up trying to beat him, and as for Nemesis, no chance of catching him :'(
ITS CUZ IM A CUNT!!!!!!!!!  8) Im just better then you Dacads just look at my hot pandaness  :-*
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Slide on November 03, 2011, 02:08:14 PM
hi nater
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Shizalk on November 04, 2011, 12:42:06 AM
'kind of busy theese days. I poped by from time to time just to see what was going on.
Title: Re: darn
Post by: NateR on November 04, 2011, 02:20:52 AM
hi nater
Hey bro!!!!!!! :D :)   8) Whats crackin!!! I am at work  8)\

'kind of busy theese days. I poped by from time to time just to see what was going on.
Ohai stranger  :P
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Slide on November 04, 2011, 10:26:25 PM
Ok, NaTeR.

Nothing much.

Hi Shizalk
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Dominator on November 05, 2011, 11:08:59 AM
You want to know what going on? Well my legs fucking hurt and I have a headache. Fucking hangovers. THATS what is going on damnit
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Stalker on November 05, 2011, 12:04:53 PM
hi
hi
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Slide on November 05, 2011, 01:02:11 PM
You want to know what going on? Well my legs fucking hurt and I have a headache. Fucking hangovers. THATS what is going on damnit

ah.

My head hurt as fuck tho!

headache every fucking day.

btw, my legs are fine. Just so you know.
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Faraday on November 05, 2011, 03:39:58 PM
sup
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Slide on November 05, 2011, 04:00:44 PM
sup

Hello Mr.Faraday

Atm i'm eating a slice of pizza.

And you?
Title: Re: darn
Post by: NateR on November 06, 2011, 02:40:31 AM
Ohai :)

(http://www.forwardedemails.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/panda15.jpg)

Cute huh  :-*
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Slide on November 06, 2011, 03:21:28 AM
Cute baby  :-*
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Slide on November 08, 2011, 03:44:13 PM
(http://ragetoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/slide-rage.jpg)
Title: Re: darn
Post by: NateR on November 09, 2011, 01:27:23 AM
ROFL :P I love that guy epic :)
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Slide on November 09, 2011, 01:40:13 PM
ROFL :P I love that guy epic :)

LOOK AT THE SLIDE, goddammit   :'(
Title: Re: darn
Post by: NateR on November 10, 2011, 02:26:35 AM
ROFL :P I love that guy epic :)

LOOK AT THE SLIDE, goddammit   :'(
YOU ARE THE SLIDE!!!!!!  :o Hacks! /me bans Slide
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Agent on November 12, 2011, 11:03:10 AM
Hey fellas :)
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Slide on November 12, 2011, 04:08:10 PM
sup
Title: Re: darn
Post by: NateR on November 13, 2011, 03:13:47 AM
Hai Agent  8)
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Shizalk on November 13, 2011, 05:24:59 AM
ssup Agent!

I've just got a new lappy and you guys might see me playing more often. what games are you playing right now?
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Slide on November 13, 2011, 12:49:14 PM
ssup Agent!

I've just got a new lappy and you guys might see me playing more often. what games are you playing right now?

Pocket tennis



 ::)
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Dacads on November 13, 2011, 02:55:14 PM
ssup Agent!

I've just got a new lappy and you guys might see me playing more often. what games are you playing right now?

Don't spil any beer over it now ;)
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Dominator on November 13, 2011, 10:50:11 PM
shizalk i miss u
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Nemesis on November 13, 2011, 11:03:33 PM
dom i miss you
Title: Re: darn
Post by: NateR on November 14, 2011, 02:44:25 AM
I hate you all  :-*

ssup Agent!

I've just got a new lappy and you guys might see me playing more often. what games are you playing right now?
Im playing Xargon the old DOS game, almost finished episode 2 out of 3, and also finished all 6 Episodes of Wolfenstein 3D, oh and sa:mp  ;D
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Slide on November 14, 2011, 03:02:35 PM
i love you



all
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Slide on November 14, 2011, 09:05:41 PM
Bitches, how ya'll doin tonight ?
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Nemesis on November 15, 2011, 01:18:47 AM
suckin on yo bitches titties whatcu doin
Title: Re: darn
Post by: NateR on November 15, 2011, 01:38:15 AM
i love you



all
You to  ;D

Bitches, how ya'll doin tonight ?
Its afternoon here 12:38pm infact :P
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Slide on November 15, 2011, 11:27:33 AM
it's late and fuckin wet


btw, it's fuckin early now.. just got off job earlier than i expected yo

it's fuckin great here, new place, new people.

FUCK YEAH!
Title: Re: darn
Post by: NateR on November 16, 2011, 01:56:39 AM
it's late and fuckin wet


btw, it's fuckin early now.. just got off job earlier than i expected yo

it's fuckin great here, new place, new people.

FUCK YEAH!
Nice!!!! I wish I could knock off early I need sleep  :(
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on November 16, 2011, 11:55:13 AM
I GLADELY FUCKING ANNOUNCE THIS AS MY OFFICAL BULLSHIT TOPIC, FUCK YEAH BITCHES  8)

take dat yo shit !
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: gravity on November 16, 2011, 07:34:58 PM
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101009140748/uncyclopedia/images/3/34/Bullshit.jpg)
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on November 16, 2011, 09:52:26 PM
m????????????????h
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on November 17, 2011, 06:07:10 AM
Well Imma make a topic for satanism  ;D
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Shizalk on November 17, 2011, 03:57:16 PM
shizalk i miss u
Hey! How u doin' man? I haven't seen you much around either. where've you been? :D u still working?
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Dominator on November 17, 2011, 06:36:35 PM
shizalk i miss u
Hey! How u doin' man? I haven't seen you much around either. where've you been? :D u still working?
I'm just doing just fine, actually getting better grades nowadays. I only work saturdays now. What about you, still in uni and getting drunk too much?
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on November 17, 2011, 06:42:00 PM
mmm, 1 day left..
going for some drinks tommorow : >
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Shizalk on November 18, 2011, 10:53:23 PM
shizalk i miss u
Hey! How u doin' man? I haven't seen you much around either. where've you been? :D u still working?
I'm just doing just fine, actually getting better grades nowadays. I only work saturdays now. What about you, still in uni and getting drunk too much?
good to know mate! I'm not partying so much now hehe. I have some dozens of works to do for uni and I have a halftime job as well, so not much time left for anything.
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on November 19, 2011, 05:15:49 PM
?good morning sunshines  ;D

I got wasted as fuck yesterday  :P

I just hate the hangovers  :'(

have a fucking awesome day !

cya fags  ;)
Title: Re: darn
Post by: Dominator on November 19, 2011, 05:51:18 PM
shizalk i miss u
Hey! How u doin' man? I haven't seen you much around either. where've you been? :D u still working?
I'm just doing just fine, actually getting better grades nowadays. I only work saturdays now. What about you, still in uni and getting drunk too much?
good to know mate! I'm not partying so much now hehe. I have some dozens of works to do for uni and I have a halftime job as well, so not much time left for anything.
So...when are we leaving this shitty clan and restart TUK? 8)
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on November 19, 2011, 07:20:06 PM
when i tell you to do it .
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on November 20, 2011, 03:00:45 AM
?good morning sunshines  ;D

I got wasted as fuck yesterday  :P

I just hate the hangovers  :'(

have a fucking awesome day !

cya fags  ;)
I have never had a hangover in all my years of drinking, I have had real strong shots of Absinthe and no hangover :P I am just awesome I guess
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Nemesis on November 20, 2011, 11:38:05 AM
You haven't because you've yet to drink with me
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on November 21, 2011, 06:42:06 AM
You haven't because you've yet to drink with me
Rofl I have been drinking since I was 14 and I am 21 now I would drink you under the table :) Whats your drink of choice?
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Dominator on November 21, 2011, 02:35:25 PM
I bet I can take more beers than you suckers :)
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Nemesis on November 21, 2011, 08:24:07 PM
You haven't because you've yet to drink with me
Rofl I have been drinking since I was 14 and I am 21 now I would drink you under the table :) Whats your drink of choice?

Anything between Antique (50% cypriot brandy), Zivanya (55% cypriot wine), Raki (45-60% cypriot drink) to absinthe with a spoon and some sugar  :-*
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on November 21, 2011, 09:22:18 PM
Home made liquor with 96% alcohol, is the best.

Well, its better if its mixed with energy drink or some shit.
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: gravity on November 21, 2011, 11:37:24 PM
You haven't because you've yet to drink with me
Rofl I have been drinking since I was 14 and I am 21 now I would drink you under the table :) Whats your drink of choice?

Anything between Antique (50% cypriot brandy), Zivanya (55% cypriot wine), Raki (45-60% cypriot drink) to absinthe with a spoon and some sugar  :-*
Raki is the way to go bro!! Haha
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on November 22, 2011, 05:43:13 AM
You haven't because you've yet to drink with me
Rofl I have been drinking since I was 14 and I am 21 now I would drink you under the table :) Whats your drink of choice?

Anything between Antique (50% cypriot brandy), Zivanya (55% cypriot wine), Raki (45-60% cypriot drink) to absinthe with a spoon and some sugar  :-*
Sounds good to me, When can I come over? I have annual leave up when suits you :P

I bet I can take more beers than you suckers :)
Beer is shit and weak, only a couple of good beers out there but still shit compaired to Scotch, Brandy, Whiskey, Bourbon, etc etc
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Dominator on November 22, 2011, 05:17:17 PM

I bet I can take more beers than you suckers :)
Beer is shit and weak, only a couple of good beers out there but still shit compaired to Scotch, Brandy, Whiskey, Bourbon, etc etc
Pussy :-*
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on November 23, 2011, 02:00:28 AM

I bet I can take more beers than you suckers :)
Beer is shit and weak, only a couple of good beers out there but still shit compaired to Scotch, Brandy, Whiskey, Bourbon, etc etc
Pussy :-*
As if I am I just love a good strong drink I would rather go out for the night spend $50 bucks or more on decent drinks then a pint of piss tasting lager or ale :P
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Dominator on November 23, 2011, 04:47:00 PM

I bet I can take more beers than you suckers :)
Beer is shit and weak, only a couple of good beers out there but still shit compaired to Scotch, Brandy, Whiskey, Bourbon, etc etc
Pussy :-*
As if I am I just love a good strong drink I would rather go out for the night spend $50 bucks or more on decent drinks then a pint of piss tasting lager or ale :P
Australian beer = kangaroo piss
Dutch beer = heaven
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on November 25, 2011, 05:20:56 AM

I bet I can take more beers than you suckers :)
Beer is shit and weak, only a couple of good beers out there but still shit compaired to Scotch, Brandy, Whiskey, Bourbon, etc etc
Pussy :-*
As if I am I just love a good strong drink I would rather go out for the night spend $50 bucks or more on decent drinks then a pint of piss tasting lager or ale :P
Australian beer = kangaroo piss
Dutch beer = heaven
True that I only like a couple of aussie beers, Indeed dutch and german have the best  :-*
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on November 25, 2011, 04:56:39 PM
1 year since i regged on LVP today, YEY!  :P

I know, I know... still a newfag on lvp  >:(
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on November 26, 2011, 03:45:17 AM
1 year since i regged on LVP today, YEY!  :P

I know, I know... still a newfag on lvp  >:(
Congrats :)

Nickname: [SWK]NaTeR[HC4L]
Position: Player
Registered: Monday 12th of November, 2007 (1,475 days ago)
Online time: 2038 hours and 44 minutes #8 +1 hour
http://v-mp.nl/players/19486/swk-nater-hc4l.html
I started playing in June of 2007 but didnt register till November :P I would have over 3000 hours if I had registered when I started :P

Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Nemesis on November 27, 2011, 12:00:05 AM
JUNE 2007? AHAHAHA

I WAS ON PS BEFORE IT EVEN HAD REGISTERING BITCH
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on November 27, 2011, 12:36:05 AM
JUNE 2007? AHAHAHA

I WAS ON PS BEFORE IT EVEN HAD REGISTERING BITCH

we're talking about LVP, fool.
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on November 27, 2011, 02:42:13 AM
JUNE 2007? AHAHAHA

I WAS ON PS BEFORE IT EVEN HAD REGISTERING BITCH
I was too PS was my first ever sa:mp server
JUNE 2007? AHAHAHA

I WAS ON PS BEFORE IT EVEN HAD REGISTERING BITCH

we're talking about LVP, fool.
and that^
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Dominator on November 27, 2011, 01:06:04 PM
shitfucks i registered on the samp forums in may 2006
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Nemesis on November 27, 2011, 01:14:41 PM
Fuck you i was on MTA:0.3
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: gravity on November 27, 2011, 07:39:51 PM
^^Fucking hipsters -_-
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Dacads on November 27, 2011, 07:45:12 PM
lol
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Nemesis on November 27, 2011, 08:08:40 PM
^^Fucking hipsters -_-

I WAS IN SWK BEFORE BEING IN SWK WAS COOL
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on November 27, 2011, 10:48:20 PM
:)
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on November 28, 2011, 02:26:28 AM
Fuck you i was on MTA:0.3
Hehe I played VC:MP a few times was MTA:0.3 before that?

^^Fucking hipsters -_-

I WAS IN SWK BEFORE BEING IN SWK WAS COOL
Orly? Well for one SWK is not "cool" its epic fully sick and shit cunt, two -
SWK Till I Die - By NateR,
We roll in packing heat look at that Nemmy rollin down the street, He wishes he was me we be raping gaylords on LVP!, I aint black I am white I am just a cunt eager to FIGHT! Thats why I am in SWK Right? We all shoot and never run being in SWK is fun, SWK is a clan that we do as we must in SWK We Trust, We will roll till the day we die we making them noob cunts cry, When I wrote this I wasnt high I just wanted to tell you I love SWK till the day I die, We all love to shoot and fight but as you read this have a goodnight  8)

^True facts :) Love ya'll  :-*
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on November 28, 2011, 11:58:07 AM
hahahah, im back in game again

you can all now hide 'n run ...

the king is back

Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on November 29, 2011, 02:39:26 AM
hahahah, im back in game again

you can all now hide 'n run ...

the king is back


Your not the king  ;D 1on1 duels 10 rounds If you win I will call you king
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on November 29, 2011, 01:22:56 PM
hahahah, im back in game again

you can all now hide 'n run ...

the king is back


Your not the king  ;D 1on1 duels 10 rounds If you win I will call you king

Challange accepted
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on November 30, 2011, 02:58:18 AM
hahahah, im back in game again

you can all now hide 'n run ...

the king is back


Your not the king  ;D 1on1 duels 10 rounds If you win I will call you king

Challange accepted
Sweet :D LVP, when suits you?
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on November 30, 2011, 04:55:13 PM
just join when you see me there sometime  :-*
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on December 01, 2011, 02:14:49 AM
just join when you see me there sometime  :-*
Aiight sound good, Your HellFire there right?
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on December 01, 2011, 11:15:27 AM
in-game name [SWK]Slide ofc :+
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on December 02, 2011, 02:30:29 AM
in-game name [SWK]Slide ofc :+
Ok :D ITS ON BISH!
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on December 08, 2011, 03:29:18 PM
more bullshit pl0x
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on December 09, 2011, 02:20:21 AM
poopies
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: GhOmy_ on December 09, 2011, 08:48:05 PM
yall can suck a fart out of a butthole.
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on December 09, 2011, 09:11:04 PM
yall can suck a fart out of a butthole.

depends.
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on December 10, 2011, 12:02:20 AM
ALL I WANT IT WAS IS MINE!!!!!!!! YOU AINT NO FUCKING FRIEND OF MINE, ALLLLLLLLLLLLL I WANTEDDDDD WHAT ISSSSS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL I WANT IT WAS WHAT WAS MINE I DONT WANNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Shizalk on December 17, 2011, 03:39:50 AM
u ragin' brah?  ;D
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Dominator on December 17, 2011, 08:41:12 PM
I'm trying to rewind back to the times that SWK wasn't a complete pile of horseshit..but I'm just caught in this never ending circle :'(


Now enjoy this song you douchebags
http://www.youtube.com/user/Digitalism#p/u/3/03tAKz66TC8


 :-* :-*
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: gravity on December 18, 2011, 12:52:16 AM
^lol fifa12
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Nemesis on December 18, 2011, 01:03:39 AM
(http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/meh.ro8926-455x416.png)
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Dominator on December 18, 2011, 02:48:28 AM
^lol fifa12
busted :( i own u tho
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on December 18, 2011, 04:47:52 AM
u ragin' brah?  ;D
nope its a song :)
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on February 13, 2012, 08:25:57 PM
whoop
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on February 14, 2012, 02:11:27 AM
I had a dream saw Slide he was queen I woke up...His still a queen
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Dacads on February 14, 2012, 10:41:40 AM
Lucky it was only a dream then ey, must of been a nasty one
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Greyfox on February 14, 2012, 01:24:20 PM
i got the vibes
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Nemesis on February 14, 2012, 04:43:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LHBF_3pEfE
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on February 15, 2012, 02:25:52 AM
Lucky it was only a dream then ey, must of been a nasty one
Was more of a nightmare :+
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on February 23, 2012, 12:12:00 PM
Ya'll Pussys.



And I am FUCKING HOT!
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on February 24, 2012, 01:59:04 AM
Ya'll Pussys.



And I am FUCKING HOT!

What ever helps you sleep at night cobba, Nemesis is the hot one in our clan and has been since 2004  :-*
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Jay on April 21, 2012, 11:49:26 PM
"Offtopic Bullshit
Take a guess what this boards about."

Lol, that tickled me
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on April 22, 2012, 11:05:29 AM
u gay
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: gravity on April 22, 2012, 09:46:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmG2ZFRdSG0
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Greyfox on April 22, 2012, 09:50:23 PM
[Intro]
6 Kiss bitch
I'm that pretty bitch
All y'all motherfuckers in that rap game y'all don't know nothing about me nigga
Pretty bitch, bitch
Lil B Based God nigga

[Hook x2]
You're tripping bitch
I'm iced out
Iced up bitch with your girl on my dick
Loud pack nigga with your girl on my tip
Damn Based God, I'm a pretty bitch

[Verse 1]
Pretty bitch when you see my main ho
Man his name's Lil B, nickname Based God
And he's fucking all these bitches he a young ass ho
Big dick ass shawty while I'm black as he don't know
Man I'm trapping in the pussy, ratchet in the pussy
Maxing in the pussy, fucking bad bitches
Twerking bad bitches, working bad bitches
Nicki Minaj, I'm the finest bitch out, you feel me? (WOO)
ASAP bitch suck my motherfucking dick
Twamp sac nigga and I'm coming for your chick
Every girl I fuck suck my motherfucking dick
Cause I'm the pretty bitch man it is what it is
Word around town is I'm finer than my bitch
I'm the president, with bitches in my office
Head in the morning by a young ass bitch
I'm a fucking goon turned to a pretty bitch
Went to the mall with my dyking-ass bitch
She a faggot bitch and she still sucked my dick
Yeah the nigga rap but, do he got bitches?
Young Based Lord and I look like Jesus

[Hook x2]
You're tripping bitch
I'm iced out
Iced up bitch with your girl on my dick
Loud pack nigga with your girl on my tip
Damn Based God, I'm a pretty bitch

[Verse 2]
God damn, I fucked a bitch 1 time
2 time, 3 times, 4 times, bed time
Bitch I'm Based God give a fuck who you are ho
Won't suck my dick? That's a first, you're a faggot
All the bad bitches say my dick just like magic
Girls made me cocky, I let the bitch have it
I never take the pussy cause the girls love to flex it
Met the bitch down in a slab in Texas
Twerk something, I'm rich like a bitch
Ice like snow see my face, ain't I pretty?
Blue-eyed bitch on my dick cause I'm pretty
Young Based God hitting bitches with the semi
Pretty boy clique, rich young nigga
Soaking all this game, iced out ring
Fucking two girls while they screaming my name
Fucking hoes heads cause I got a big chain
Pretty bitch claim, your bitch still sucking
Three cell phones cause the bitch know it's nothing
Four diamond rings give your girl a concussion
Had a threesome cause the bitches want to fuck me
Ain't no secret that I'm a pretty bitch
Young Based God with that bigass dick
I'm repping 6 Kiss cause I'm smooth like silk
Fuck your ho in the ass and her pussy squirted milk

[Hook x2]
You're tripping bitch
I'm iced out
Iced up bitch with your girl on my dick
Loud pack nigga with your girl on my tip
Damn Based God, I'm a pretty bitch
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Nemesis on April 22, 2012, 11:54:20 PM
(http://captionsearch.com/pix/ls72gokd0y.jpg)
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Greyfox on April 23, 2012, 06:00:06 AM
(http://captionsearch.com/pix/ls72gokd0y.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAYrMJWvC44
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: Slide on June 24, 2012, 02:02:26 PM
u fokin' gay nigga
Title: Re: Slide's offical bullshit topic
Post by: NateR on June 28, 2012, 04:42:19 AM
Sup Slide my lil nab  :-*